duct tape and little girls

oh, the days i wish i had duct tape(oh and the fact that i wish it was humane too) and i could just duct tape the girls to a wall or each other, that could provide rather amusing in the end as well....hmm (thinks), the constant "mommy she hit me" and "wah" all over one toy or another is very tiresome, i used to intervene at every page turning drama, puppy toy stealing moment, but I've reached the point, as to if unless your crying tears cause your hurt then don't bug me about it! figure it out between the two of you! mommy has to maintain her sanity(what she has left of it that is) some how)